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Love Is Free by $Jareth86  2 months 4 weeks  ago

Love Is Free by $Jareth86 2 months 4 weeks ago

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ARMADILLO WAR: FINEST HOUR


The dorm was attacked by an army, no, 5 armies of mutant armadillos.
They took all of my ramen. The war was on. No one takes my ramen,
Especially not rolly little rats like armadillos.
I learned that their weakness lay in an inability to dodge trains.
So through a host of brilliant military decisions on par with stonewalls valley campaign, (the details of which I will not bore you with) I led 4 and a half of their mutant rolling armadillo armies in front of the five o’clock to Boston. The rest of their fifth horde my comrades and I took out with a combination of small firearms and hand-to-hand combat techniques. Sadly all the ramen was forever lost. We will always remember its brave sacrifice.

Anime: the one that kills off shinji
Band: AC/DC
Book: Dune
Film: Tombstone
Hobby: Defeating Evil
Language: English
TV Show: cant pick one

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$Jareth86
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I might be a cylon
2 months 3 weeks ago
I lost the game
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$Jareth86
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I might be a cylon
5 months 3 days ago
Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me who believes in you!
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